my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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