So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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