her vagine was all disorganized.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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