Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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