we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Randomize
