ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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