I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
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