forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
