I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Randomize
