can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
should my penis look like a turkey
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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