she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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