He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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