VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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