Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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