Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Randomize