i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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