And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
