if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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