if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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