Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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