so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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