I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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