Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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