I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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