Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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