Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Randomize
