I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I wish you could order shots online.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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