I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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