babies were throwing up all over the place
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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