I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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