She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
