well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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