why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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