I think scott just propositioned me for sex
they need to just BURY HIM!
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
And the cops told us we were all naked.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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