He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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