: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I came so hard my ears popped.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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