ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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