I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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