How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
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