Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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