we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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