I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Green mimosas i think yes
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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