Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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