I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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