What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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