I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
