Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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