he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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