Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
