Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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