She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
