He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Randomize