ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
