I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
where am i from again
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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