Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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