yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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